After a long search to find a replacement for incompetent Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, the White House Press Room has settled on 7-year-old Imogene Kaboodle. She has no qualifications for the job but she does check two "inclusiveness" boxes: Imogene's age and sex make her a member of a "traditionally marginalized group or person."
On condition of anonymity, several reporters have variously described Imogene as "stubborn," "whiney," "distracted" and "a bitchy little snot." However, after her debut, White House officials insist that she's perfect for the job.
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On condition of anonymity, several reporters have variously described Imogene as "stubborn," "whiney," "distracted" and "a bitchy little snot." However, after her debut, White House officials insist that she's perfect for the job.
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